Taxing Flights Taxes

Right.  So the planet is warming and it's at least partly our fault.  I'm no climate expert but I can sign on for this in theory and principle.  Smart people seem to think so and it makes a certain amount of sense to me.

According to various statistics, aviation accounts for anything up to 5% of the world's carbon emissions.  In response to this, the government has introduced taxation policies designed to act as 'Economic disincentives' to keep people out of the sky.

Let's examine the phrase 'Economic disincentive' aka, the government's excuse for presenting the aviation industry and by default, us with tax bills on flights that can be anything up to 100% of the cost of the flight.

This is grim but bearable if you're trying to get from London to Dublin.  This disincentive might encourage you to get a ferry, but what about further afield?

Here's an example.  As a pale and interesting Scotsman, I make a relatively recent and strange addition to London's Caribbean Community.  (It still takes a couple of attempts for me to spell Caribbean)  However, by extension of my beautiful lady, I find myself part of a family still largely based on the island of St Lucia.

St Lucia is 4,222 miles from London.

So let's examine our economic disincentives again. The best fare, assuming you can book well in advance currently rebounds around the price comparison websites at £376.  Not bad I hear you say.  More than a few would pay that to escape our winter and bask in an average daily temperature of 27 degrees.

But here comes the tax, crashing in at a whopping £220 bringing the total cost up to around the £600 mark.  This is, it must be emphasised, the best case scenario.  (Fly tomorrow and expect to pay double that.)

My question is, how can a disincentive work in this case?  It's a long swim to St Lucia. In my experience, the main reasons an average-income family goes home are to see family, attend weddings and in the case of my girlfriend's family, funerals.

My girlfriend's mum has had to bury her sister-in-law and her own mother within three months and has consequently given the tax man the best part of £500.  The second time, we went with her and gave him another £500.  In each case, she had no choice but to fly, no choice but to travel in peak time.


Ergo, inflated air travel taxation cannot help but punish the people who have no alternative but to travel.  It is disproportionately hard on people with family abroad - ethic minorities being an obvious part of this.

It strikes me that this policy has been designed primarily for the government to:



A.  Line its own pocket

B.  Be seen to be 'doing something' about climate change whilst doing very little about industry and agricultural emissions (which make up a far higher percentage of global emissions) and failing to secure stronger international agreement

C. Continue to transfer responsibility for carbon emissions away from the state and onto the individual to cover the fact that the state does very little to change things

D. Demonise the aviation industry  (A fun game we can all enjoy)

E. Try to create some sort of bizarre alternate reality where flying in a plane, rather than being an everyday reality of our globalised, multicultural society is in fact a luxury enjoyed by carefree, voyeuristic, middle-class holiday makers who must be made to see how selfish they're being through the bleeding of their pockets in the hope that they learn the error of their ways.

It is true that some airlines offer 'Bereavement deals', which discount the fare, but these are often only available on business class tickets and in effect cost more than the economy fare.  And though stretched by increasing fuel prices and a recession, airlines are at least forced to keep their prices in check by competition.
The government has no such compulsion.

So you have a situation where because of the taxes nominally designed to make fewer people fly, a daughter must either stay away, or go into debt so she can fly home, alone, to bury her mother.  In most cases, she'll find a way to fly anyway, rendering the policy barbaric and pointless.

A solution?

Lower aviation taxes on economy flights and come up with a strategy to fight global warming that doesn't ground people on low incomes.  Perhaps counter this with an according rise in tax on business and first class fares.  As a proportion of a fare, this effects people less and would only strike those who can either afford it, or are on business in which instance the tax can be claimed back in any case.

And if that cannot be done...

Perhaps the government, in line with the baby steps the airlines are making could introduce a system whereby people can at the very least claim back the aviation tax on bereavement flights for immediate family members.

And please stop guilting us for travelling!  Its the 21st century after all...


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Should I Wear Contact Lenses?

Most wearers of glasses will entertain this question at some point.  As someone who routinely left my glasses on public transport, contacts began to look distinctly economical, so I decided to switch to them.


Choosing the lens for you

I had not considered contacts before because I have astigmatism, something that was only comparatively recently made treatable with contacts.  I loved the idea of being able to abandon my glasses.  For those with more general prescriptions there is a massive choice of daily, weekly and monthly disposable options.

After being told that I could not get night and day lenses, (The most hassle-free as you only remove them once a month and can keep them in at night) because of the astigmatism, I opted for weekly re-useables which one puts in and takes out each day, storing them in saline solution overnight.

Putting them in 

The sensation is strange at first, but it is quite amazing how soon the eye forgets the lens is even there.  I opted for soft lenses as they are more comfortable than hard lenses and barely noticed as the optician slid them into my eyes with practiced ease.  At first and unsurprisingly, it feels like you have something in your eye, but I found my eyes adjusted remarkably quickly and the quality of vision was excellent.

Buoyed by this confidence, I opted to keep them in.  The optician had shown me how to remove them.  How hard could it be..?

Taking them out


Later that night, under the dim, hateful light of our bathroom’s energy-saving bulb, eyes raw from the persistent ineffectual fumbling of my suddenly giant, cumbersome fingers, I realised this was going to take some practice.

This was compounded by my girlfriend, (A long time contact lens wearer) who, after enjoying my plight for over an hour, removed her daily disposables with a single, deft brushing motion as if merely wiping her brow.  I forgave her eventually. 

With most kinds of lens, it isn’t advisable to leave them in overnight.  Should that happen, usually after a night out, you have to rehydrate them with solution.  They are remarkably durable and rehydrate when stored in their container.

The Benefits 

 

So whilst it must be said that they take some getting used to, particularly in their application and removal, you only feel like a troll attempting brain surgery for a few days.  It does get much easier.  This frees you up to enjoy the benefits.  You do forget you’re wearing them, and the vision is perfect.  You either dispose of them daily or clean them with a dunk in solution overnight.  No more smeary, steamed up, rain-fogged glasses to leave on buses.

Your eyes might well react to them a little at first.  In my first week wearing lenses I was turned away from a club by bouncers because my eyes were a bit red.  They were good natured enough when I explained I wasn’t off my face on drugs but just inept at putting in my lenses.  One of the bouncers understood.  He wore contacts himself and they were a lifesaver because he couldn’t wear glasses on the doors.  

Apparently, people hit bouncers who wear glasses.

So Goodbye to Glasses!

Once you have your prescription, the High Street chains are very keen to sign you into monthly contracts but some online retailers guarantee to provide the cheapest non-subscription contact lenses.  This really saves you money because I soon found that though I didn’t wear my lenses all the time, vast quantities kept arriving every month.  I cancelled my subscription and now just top up when I need to.

So now, I am a fully converted contact lens wearer, and I’ve quite literally, never looked back.


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